Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself.
i.e. how do i talk about my positives without sounding cocky and negatives without coming across as self depreciating
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
Don’t judge people on:
- what they wear.
- what they look like.
- what tv shows they watch
- what books they read
- what food they like
- what music they listen to
- just don’t judge people
- dont do it
- you’re an ass
- just stop
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
OMG IM THE MOM FRIEND
FUCK I AM TOO
I like to think I’m not the mom friend because I’m a tough badass but then I remember that every time I stay the night somewhere I get up early to make them pancakes or something and it’s like damnit I’m the mom friend.